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Intro
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Verse 1
G7Dear Sir or Madam, will you read my book?
It took me years to write, will you take a look
It's based on a novel by a man named Lear
CAnd I need a job so I want to be a G7paperback writer
Chorus
G7Paperback writer
Verse 2
G7It's a dirty story of a dirty man
And his clinging wife doesn't understand
His son is working for the Daily Mail
CIt's a steady job but he wants to be a G7paperback writer
Chorus
G7Paperback writer
Verse 3
G7It's a thousand pages, give or take a few
I'll be writing more in a week or two
I can make it longer if you like the style
CI can change it 'round and I want to be a G7paperback writer
Chorus
G7Paperback writer
Verse 4
G7If you really like it you can have the rights
It could make a million for you overnight
If you must return it you can send it here
CBut I need a break and I want to be a G7paperback writer
Chorus
G7Paperback writer
Outro
G7Paperback writer...
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