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Intro
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Verse 1
GWho gives a fuck about
D/Can Oxford comma?
G/BI've seen those C/E CEnglish dramas
GSo if there's any other way
D/CTo spell the word G/Bit's fine C/E Cwith me
Chorus
CWhy would you speak to me
Dthat way
GEspecially when I Amalways said
CI haven't got the Dwords for you
GAll your diction Amdripping with disdain
CThrough the pain DI always Gtell the truth
Verse 2
GWho gives a fuck about
D/Can Oxford comma?
G/BI climbed to C/E CDharamsala too
GI met the highest lama
D/CHis accent sounded G/Bfine to C/E Cme
Chorus
CCheck your handbook Dit's no trick
GTake the chapstick Amput it on
CCrack a smile Dadjust my tie
GKnow your boyfriend Amunlike other guys
Bridge
CWhy would you lie Dabout the coal
GWhy would you lie Amabout that
CWhy would you lie Dabout anything
GFirst the window Amthen the wall
CLil' Jon he Dalways Gtells the truth
Solo
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Chorus
CCheck your handbook Dit's no trick
GTake the chapstick Amput it on
CCrack a smile Dadjust my tie
GKnow your butler Amunlike other guys
Bridge
CWhy would you lie Dabout the coal
GWhy would you lie Amabout that
CWhy would you lie Dabout anything
GFirst the window Amthrough the wall
CWhy would you tape Dmy conversations
GShow your paintings Amat the Nations
CLil' Jon he Dalways Gtells the truth
Outro
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